halatious g

you know, ever since my friends have been introduced to the glorious food of pocky they’re like “omg have you ever tried this Japanese snack called “POKE-Y”

sweet jesus did you just say “POKE-Y”? it’s fucking pronounced “POCK-Y” WHERE THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU GET THE “E” SOUND? not to mention they also think they sell it at longo’s n shit FUCKK YOU AND YOUR LOGIC