February 2012
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That Awkward Moment When
how-do-i-tumblr:
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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latentprowess:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come here Sonic
Let me love you
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When people don't replace the bag of milk and put...
skytsengel:
houseofmacbeth:
That horrible moment when you realize you threw out your coffee cup without rolling up the rim.
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tuckercraig:
soarin
flyin
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
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fuck you target nobody asked you to come here
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beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
If you skate to the High School Musical...
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missesnorris:
excuse me
sir
spiderman is that u
u ok
HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY JUST GOT THE SAME PLACE
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If you take up half the bench with the contents of...
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The busiest and widest highway in the world is in...
did-you-kno:
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fuck you 401
If you like the movie "Ice Princess," I probably...
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If you constantly restart your music, I probably...
If you wear those ugly-ass tights that look like...
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damnthatswhatshesaid:
OMG TRAMPOLINE
Best 12 second video ever.
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
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forever-a-facade-freak:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
trip’s ass is as round as MELoNS,
I THINK YOU NeED TO LEAVE
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Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
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A Guide to Counting en Français
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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everythingisunsaid:
If you don't get out of my way while I'm doing my...